Another long post.
I should start by saying that if you’re a hardcore River/Doctor shipper DO NOT READ THIS BECAUSE YOU’LL HATE ME. It’s true that I ship Clara and Eleven but I’m making this analysis as unbiased and rational as possible, so hopefully I don’t come across as one-sided.
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.