Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb to death in the worst way possible as civilization burns around me.”
"We are an entitlement nation. We were born that way. We are a country that came to another country with people on it and went, “Yeah, I think we will have that."
— Jon Stewart (via dbish)