this heart that broke so long

taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:42:58 -0400

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:42:36 -0400

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:41:57 -0400

glittertomb: Eveline Tarunadjaja

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:41:43 -0400

glittertomb:

Eveline Tarunadjaja

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:40:23 -0400

"I like to wait while his mouth kisses my neck, moving down to where my neckline goes deep, and my..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:39:51 -0400

“I like to wait while his mouth kisses my neck, moving down to where my neckline goes deep, and my breasts hurt swollen a little, waiting for his hands to begin, and my hair is falling loose over my bare shoulders, and my mouth is soft and wet and wanting under his.””

- Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals (via mermaidporn)

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:39:18 -0400

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

coyotestar: might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:37:50 -0400

coyotestar:

might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

avocadosalad: It’s science.

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:37:26 -0400

avocadosalad:

It’s science.

z33zy: pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:36:56 -0400

z33zy:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO SAY PLEASE JUST FUCKING TELL THAT IDIOT TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE YOU ALONE.

justisse: xxfluffygenocidexx: justisse: when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:35:28 -0400

justisse:

xxfluffygenocidexx:

justisse:

when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period

We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.

Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.

we’re gonna need a bigger jar

shorm: all-four-cheekbones: durnesque-esque: thehippiejew: ex...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:34:25 -0400

shorm:

all-four-cheekbones:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

Spread the word, but that advice about detecting two-way mirrors is false.

Actually, only the ‘fingernail test’ is wrong there. The rest of those points are accurate. (I mean, a mirror set into the wall doesn’t mean “this is definitely a one-way mirror!!!”, but it’s an indication that it might be.)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:32:33 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:32:21 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

Want.

thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:30:13 -0400

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:29:27 -0400

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

theartofanimation: Kate

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:28:30 -0400

theartofanimation:

Kate

prguitarman: catbountry: totallynotagentphilcoulson: thelastqu...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:26:46 -0400

prguitarman:

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.

Umbrellas are serious business

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Wed, 22 May 2013 03:24:53 -0400

manicpixiedeathbitch: Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone Harry Potter and the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:24:25 -0400

manicpixiedeathbitch:

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc